I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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