The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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