Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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