i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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