he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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