I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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