Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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