I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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