no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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