is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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