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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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