Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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