Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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