Are we in a gay sports bar?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
send nudes
from the living room?
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