Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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