I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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