Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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