Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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