the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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