ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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