I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
