I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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