They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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