i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just gargled with NyQuil
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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