and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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