I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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