Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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