it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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