You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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