If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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