i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
