ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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