..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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