Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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