I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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