we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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