Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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