remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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