he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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