Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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