You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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