its not stalking. its research.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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