Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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