You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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