In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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