We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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