I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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