i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
