12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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