i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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