windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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