piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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