Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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