gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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