with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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