So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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